Sunday 6 April 2014

My first blog post of all time ever.

Hello Friends,

Welcome to my blog. I would like to invite you all into a part of my life that I generally try to hide, and it is that of my spastic side. I like to go through life, wandering around, wondering if im the only one who doesnt get the joke, or if I am the only one who trips over invisable wires 30 times a day. I also want to tell you about other things in my life because I think funny things happen to me,
I also think I am funny as a person, if you dont agree with me, I understand, but you are probably misguided....and were you dropped a lot as a child? I know I was...ammmiright!

So anyway I just wanted to invite you to a one person party, it is byob (bring your own balloons of course- my parties are PG all the way) so get excited for a once in a lifetime reading expeirience that will have you lololololing all day long, or night, cause I know some people read blogs when they cant sleep...or is that just me?

Well so far this whole writing a blog thing has been a great expierience, I know its only my first day but I can tell we are going to be fast friends! Sorry if im coming off a little too strong, I have boundary issues...but who doesnt ammiiiright!

OKay well thats enough usless jibber jabber for today, hope you all had fun cause I sure did, what an emotional rollar coaster this has been!


Have an extra spastic day :)

XOXO

-gossip girl


P.S. Just kidding, my name is Torri, but I have an unhealthy obsession with gossip girl, Im on season 5, and I just cant stop watching! I havent left my house in 37 days...Im thinking about auditioning for my strange addiction..does anyone know where I can get an application? Im too busy watching gossip girl to do it myslef.
Thanks lovelies!